So I thought I'd post what I think my dog's diary would be like. Her name is Aggie, hence the name. ;) I'm hoping to post once a week...
Dear Diary, I think I’m going to make a list.
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Mary teased me by using peanut butter and not
giving me any! How can she be so cruel? The worst part is that I think she did
it on purpose… She kept smiling at me the whole time she was using it…I’m
starting to get suspicious.
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Then there’s David… I have this spot on the
couch that he’s constantly trying to take. Whenever I get up he sits right down
in MY spot. Who does he think he is?
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Mom. Can you believe that she called me a crumbsniffer?
I like to think of myself as a crumb connoisseur.
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Back to Mary. She’s constantly calling me a cat. I’m nothing like a cat. Just
because I’m moody, love to lie in the sun, and scratch the humans all the time,
does not mean I’m a cat. Please, it’s
not as though I act like I want to go out and then once I’m out want to go
right back in…Oh wait… Umm never mind.
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I honestly don’t know why they keep that stupid
girl who’s always bothering me, Mary, around. She’s a horrible servant. For example:
I like to change up the time I eat, sometimes it’s four, sometimes it’s five. Whenever
I do that she tells ME I have to wait till she eats. I have to the authorities (aka
Mom) about this.